Self is my real last name — I promise. Here are some other FAQ answers about me.

• I haven’t met Tyler the Creator (yet.)

• I’m 6’3 (no need to check)

• My drink of choice? Juice.

• I do standup sometimes. I don’t get why everyone laughs at me when I do though.

• I like long walks on the beach.

• I have a big forehead. Pictured here.

• I love wearing a headband to keep hair out of my face. Not pictured here.

• I grew up in Petoskey, Michigan.

• The amount I talk and write warrants a podcast, but luckily I haven’t made one. Yet!